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by *IMustBeDead| Quotes from the show.. because I'm obsessed, and everyone should know the glory that is the Office. And beets. In-freaking-deed. Jim Halpert - "Because right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train." Kevin Malone - "PB and J. Pam Beesley and Jim. Oh, what a waste... what a waste." Michael Scott - "You'll notice, I didn't have anybody being Arab. I thought that would be too explosive, uh, no pun intended. But I just thought, 'too soon' for Arabs, maybe next year. You know, the ball's in their court." Michael Scott - "This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here." Dwight Schrute - "In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead." Dwight Schrute - "Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will." Pam Beesley - Why would you wanna raise your cholesterol?" Dwight Schrute - "So I can lower it." Dwight Schrute - "Number one: Inverted Penis." Meredith Palmer - "Could you mean vagina? 'Cause if you do, I want that covered." Dwight Schrute - "I thought your vagina was removed during your hysterectomy." Meredith Palmer - "A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina." Michael Scott - "A lot of people here don't get trophies very often, like Meredith or Kevin. I mean who's gonna give Kevin an award, Dunkin' Donuts?" Michael Scott - "Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family." Pam Beesley - "I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her." Michael Scott - "Reverse psychology is an awesome tool, I don't know if you guys know about it, but basically you can make someone think the opposite of what you believe, and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm." Michael Scott - "Happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party is so lame!" Dwight Schrute - "ID badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Could you imagine if I was deranged?" Dwight Schrute - "Bears can climb faster than they can run.. JIM, TELL HIM!" Michael Scott - "You may look around, and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But, I don't see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind." Dwight Schrute - "We will be called GRYFFINDOR!" Jim Halpert - "Really? Not Slytherin?" Dwight Schrute - "Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim." Jim Halpert - "Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." Dwight Schrute - "I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday, for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna." Michael Scott - "Dwight, you ignorant slut!" Jim Halpert - "Well, you sure left me satisfied and smiling." Michael Scott - "That's what she said." Creed Bratton - "I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60's, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors.. in the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing." Angela Martin - "Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop." Kevin Malone - "You wanna get high?" Angela Martin - "No." Kevin Malone - "I think you do, mon." Kevin Malone - "I'm Australian, mate. Dingo babies." Kelly Kapoor - "I like ice cream. I need a boyfriend." Andy Bernard - "Andy and the tuna." Andy Bernard - "Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast." Oscar Martinez - "Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay." Dwight Schrute - "I need these beets. Those are the money beets." |
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"A flapping tongue has killed more men than sudden storms ever did."
~ Siuan Sanche, the Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan.
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
The sinners are much more fun.
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"A flapping tongue has killed more men than sudden storms ever did."
~ Siuan Sanche, the Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan.
thanks for favving !!
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
The sinners are much more fun.
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NUTTY FUDGEKINNS!
Sometimes I annoy you because you pissed me off...but it's usually because I like to push your buttons ^^
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NUTTY FUDGEKINNS!
Sometimes I annoy you because you pissed me off...but it's usually because I like to push your buttons ^^
ARRRRRR! I LOVE ME SOME GLOMPAGE!
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
The sinners are much more fun.
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NUTTY FUDGEKINNS!
Sometimes I annoy you because you pissed me off...but it's usually because I like to push your buttons ^^
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